This morning while I was making lunch I handed Sam a piece of dried mango. He took it and went back over to the couch. A minute later, he brought it back- a common Sam practice. “Here, Mommy.” He hands me this squishy brown blob. Its a little too squishy. I pause and look over at Sam, who is now walking funny and has a wet spot on his jeans. Yes, it was a piece of poop that had fallen out of his pants, not a piece of dried mango. Nice.
This is not my best poop story however. No, the best one was about a year ago when I was trying to potty train Ben, and 3 or 4 of us were in the bathroom as a group (as we so often are!) and I was putting him on the potty, and suddenly Sam starts crying. I look over and he is standing there with a log of poop in his hand that had apparently fallen out of Ben’s pants in the potty transfer process. And he had taken a bite out of it.
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Those are really, REALLY gross stories!!! The things us moms do.
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